Quiz by ~SquirrelyWrath77. Proper title: "The OC Mental Torture Quiz" (Being the first in her series)


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Choose 3 of your OCs. They can be from anything. Original stories, fanfic OCs, whatever. It doesn't matter. None of this matters.

1. Khalin Rheine
2. Shikoharu Namikaze
3. Minato Fhang.


1) So. Introduce yourselves. Are you related in any way, or do you have no idea who the hell each other is?

Khalin: Final Fantasy 7.
Minato: Vampire Chronicles.
Shikoharu: Naruto.
All: In short: No.

2) Great, great. So. Ever gotten a blowjob?
Khalin: I'm KHALIN F****IN' RHEINE! Of course.
Minato: No thank you.
Shikoharu: What's a blow job?
Minato/Khalin: Gay.

3) HURR. That last question was uncalled for! Anyhoo. What do you like doing when no one else is looking?
Khalin: Eat babies.
Minato: Pla-wait. What?
Khalin: You heard me...
Minato: Liar.
Minato: I play games on my phone in between assignments.
Shikoharu: I practice jutsu in harsh conditions.
Khalin: WTF is a jutsu?

4) Have any secret shames that you'd like to indulge upon us today?
Khalin: Not really.
Minato: >_> You eat babies.
Khalin: That's a shame?
Shikoharu: I punched an old lady one time, because she wouldn't give me directions.
Khalin: I bet Kimex said something about my sword here. >_>
Minato: I like the Jonas Brothers.

5) Got any ultra-quirky kinks?
Khalin: .....This bitch is nasty. >.>
Minato: I like butt play sometimes.
Shikoharu: I.....O.O
Khalin: ......O_O
Minato: We're being honest. >_>
Khalin: That's a bit too honest.
Shikoharu: Old women. Got to be old women. Kurenai. o.e
Minato: GROSS!
Khalin: Look who's talking.

6) Within the last month, how many people have you done questionable acts with?
Khalin: A SOLDIER's work is nessicary, and should never be questioned.
Minato: 216.
Shikoharu: Non reall- WHAT THE HELL MAN?!

7) Do you love me? I love you.
Khalin: What is love...?
Minato: BABY DON'T HURT ME!!! DON'T HURT ME! NO MOOORE!
Khalin: I'll kill you.
Shikoharu: I love everyone. ^_^

8) Are you hurt because I lied in that last question?
Khalin: You have betrayed me....you will die.
Minato: Nope.
Shikoharu: D: You lied?

9) If you could kill someone and get away with it, who would it be?
Khalin: No one questions the work of a SOLDIER First.
Minato: Vampires.
Shikoharu: I try not to kill people. I try to show them the error of their ways.

10) What is the one things that sets you off so much that you'll go from docile to rabid squirrel monkey in 12 seconds?
Khalin: That was quite graphic.....
Minato: Vampires. And Catholics.
Shikoharu: My dad. o.e

11) Who the hell are you people? Why are you in my house? Are you even people? Get outta my stuff!
Khalin: I am here under order of Shinra. You will cooperate or be destroyed.
Minato: I can go if you wa-.......You're a very unpleasant person.
Khalin: Orders are orders.
Shikoharu: Is this red oak?

12) Does rain filter down through your handsome volcano rocks to create a wild mineral water that's tasty for the ladies?
Khalin: -Opens his coat, and undoes his cross belts.- ......
Minato: Well....I THOUGHT I was attractive. -Looks at himself.-
Minato: I lose?
Shikoharu: I guess you could say I look alright. o-o

13) I'm going off track a little. Um. How many people have seen you bare-ass nekkid?
Khalin: When a well-off target has died, Shinra orders we strip the body. I have seen many.
Minato: About sixt-...O_O WTF?
Khalin: .....
Minato: Sixty. About sixty. -Eyes Khalin.-
Shikoharu: We get naked at hot springs. I've seen a lot. o.o

14) How lovely. Have you ever wanted to smoke crack? Are you a crackhead?
Khalin: Drugs are for the weak.
Shikoharu: Nope! ^_^
Minato: HELL YES! >o>
Khalin: -Whack.-
Minato: .....Sorry. =_=

15) Are you wondering how many more of these questions you must endure?
Khalin: You should be dead by now.
Minato: o_o We were answering questions?
Shikoharu: It's kind of fun. >_>

16) What's the strangest thing you've ever licked?
Khalin: A small intestine.
Minato: >_> A butt...
Khalin: .........
Shikoharu: O_O.......Pass.

17) How many people have you confided in about your contamination with SuperAIDS?
Khalin: A child of Jenova can receive no disease...
Minato: .....o-o Just my doctor....and now you. >_>
Khalin: >____>
Shikoharu: -Raises hand.- Can I move my chair?
Minato: >w> I'm a person, too.

18) There is no question 18.
Khalin: -Draws Masamune.-
Minato: Compensation.
Khalin: SuperAIDs.
Shikoharu: Owned.

19) Have you ever considered a fetish?
Khalin: >w> Feet.
Minato: >w> Butt play.
Shikoharu: >w> Necrophilia.
Minato: GROSS! D<
Shikoharu: SuperAIDs.
Khalin: Owned.

20) This mindless torture is over. Does this make you shit your pants in glee?
Khalin: I only shit once every ten years. >w>
Minato: >w> Can I play with it?
Shikoharu: -Disappears.-
Khalin: That's it. -Draws Masamune.-
Minato: -Draws Gae Bolg.- BRING IT! D<
Minato/Khalin: -Fight off into the night.-

NOW GO TAG SOME BITCHES.

Whoever reads this and has at least three OCs.

Thanks to ~sol-ace for giving me something to do.